You win five million dollars from the Publisher's Sweepstakes, and the same day that that big Ed guy gives you the check, aliens land on the Earth and say they're going to blow up the world in two days. What do you do?
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That's easy. I'd just slide that wad over to my father. Cause he is like one of the top brokers in the state.
If I got that money, I'd give it all to the homeless... every cent.
I’d go to Egypt… With a girl.
I’d use the money for an end-of-the-world get together.
I’d pay **fantasy partner** a million bucks to have them **fantasy act** and have the **fantasy act 2** like the Kentucky Derby.
That’s gotta be the most spooky-ass question I ever heard.
All right, this is important. After taxes is just the beginning, and then there’s social security, legal fees...
You go to the zoo and you get a lion. And then you put a remote control bomb up its butt and push the button on the bomb, and you and the lion die like one.