How much did you miss the Lbs Daily poll yesterday?

1. What's an Lbs Daily poll?

2. I've never felt so alone.

3. I was worried about you. Whenever you stop doing pointless silly crap to entertain yourself, I assume you decided to end your own life. And nothing is as pointless as the Lbs Daily Poll.

4. I felt a void but couldn't figure out what was causing it. But of course, no daily poll yesterday.

5. Terry, do you really believe anyone cares? Really?

6. I was poised on the edge of a rooftop with a razor to my wrist, a gun to my head, a bottle of pills in my hand, a cup of Drano to my lips, and a Reagan film playing on DVD. Thankfully someone told me the poll would be back tomorrow.

7. I dunno Terry. I see what you were going for with this one but it just isn't working. In fact, most of these polls get a chuckle at best. Maybe you should leave comedy to people who are funny.

8. I've had Terry on ignore since last summer.