Facebook Statuses I will ignore or delete from now on.

1.Münchausen by Internet (Wiki it).

2.Sappy claims that you are truly friends with everyone on your friend list. I don't like to insult my true friends this way. I like to do it to their faces.

3.Drama (must I elaborate?). This is what cell phones on public transportation are for.

4.Political puke (this one subject to personal interpretation).

5.Smarmy, insincere religious vomit. That's what church is for.

6.Chain letters! GAH! Will I NEVER escape these symptoms of idiocy?

7.4 or more requests for the same game gift from the same person, one right after the other.

8.Offers to get items from popular games. These are not real. They are SPAM.

9.Requests that I somehow keep track of your desire to not receive gifts in multiple games you can easily block. If you want me to micro-manage your games, you will have to offer me a hefty wage. And I won't take it.