How do you like to picture Jesus?
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As a figure skater. He wears like a white outfit, and He does interpretive ice dances of my life's journey
In a tuxedo T-Shirt because it says I want to be formal, but I'm here to party
Lyin' there in his ghost manger, just lookin' at his Baby Einstein developmental videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors
As a man! He had a beard!
With giant eagles wings, and singin' lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with like an angel band and I'm in the front row and I'm hammered drunk!
As a mischievous badger