Teenage boy at the Junction (2/22): "Grandma, did you get the sexy pictures of me?"
Girl in Philosophy (2/26): "I like to feel pain sometimes."
Guy in ISU McDonald's (4/26): "I know what she wants. A double cheeseburger and love handles."
Pasquale (5/25): "Do you keep mase in your purse just in case there are any african americans around?"
Danae (5/28): "I've got the best pussy in town."
Steve (6/27): "I love my ass. It's perfect and hairless."
Kaite (7/13): "I don't know what you just said, but I would like to order a pizza."
Steve (8/13): "I had a bagel that night. I know, I was nuts."
Mamma (8/18): "I have a collection of hats. I wear hats."
Me (9/16): "Do you wanna fanta?" Matthew Odom.: "I want the grape chick."