Amy Winehouse -- Where do we even begin?
Jennifer Aniston -- Same hairstyle, same tired look since "Friends."
Britney Spears -- She's back on her feet, but still needs a stylist.
Katie Holmes -- The boy haircut and the boy jeans need to go!
Rihanna -- She's morphed a little too much into Prince.
Kim Zolciak -- Barbie wants her weave back.
Madonna -- First step? Ditching the four hour daily workouts.
Mariah Carey -- Mimi and her matching boy toy BOTH need a refresher.
Christina Aguilera -- Who knows if she came first or Lady Gaga, but does it even matter?
Courtney Love -- The botched plastic surgery was only the beginning...