Are you on a boat?
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Yes, I'm on a boat motherf*cker take a look at me.
No, I'm at Kinko's straight flipping copies.
Yes, I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and shit.
Yes, I got a nautical themed pashmina afghan.
No, I'm on the shore, I'm sure not you-oh!
Yes, f*ck trees, I climb buoys, motherf*cker.
Yes, the boat engine make noise, motherf*cker.
Yes, I'm gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow.
Yes, Poseidon, look at me!
Yes, I f*cked a mermaid.
No, I'm pretty lame, and don't find INCREDIBAD funny.