Your wedding night. Asleep, your spouse (m/f) rolls over onto their stomach, revealing a thick, lush growth of BACK HAIR. What do you do?
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Divorce
Spike it up into DINOSAUR SPINES, like you've always wanted to!
Make a unilateral decision to shave it all off, risking BACK STUBBLE
Decorate it with beads and bows
Other (please explain)