a) I don't know what you mean. I'm just a meaningless coincidence in a meaningless universe of coincidences.
b) I will admit that on occasion there are some unlikely coincidences which seem meaningful but I doubt it's anything but apophenia.
c) Shit happens. You never know. Life is surprising...But not THAT surprising.
d) Yeah I've experienced some unexplainable things in my life, but I was on acid/crazy/at church camp.
e) My life takes me to some places which require leaps of faith.
f) I'm an avid believer/faith proponent.
f) I'm batshit crazy. I'm barely keeping it together. I'm talkin' hookah smoking caterpillars here.
g) I am a seasoned metamagician. Astral travel on tap, defying the laws of physics at will, All that shit.