How do you think I'll do in tomorrow's "fat man's marathon" (Santa Monica Classic 10k)?
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Will probably win, smoking all the Kenyan runners along the way.
Probably break 60 min. mark with ease.
Might be able to avg. an 11 min. mile.
Just be happy to finish "not last".
Likely be carted off halfway with cramps.
Keel over while stretching.