1)Denny proclaims "The phils sign Brad Lidge to a three year deal"
2) Ryan rushes the field and gets away with it
3) we chop the shit out of the guy from the state of atlanta
4) we establish to sign lady from Mil. that she comes from a second rate city
5) Utley has 4 RBI in 5-4 win over mets on 4/20. Fuck the mets
6) any game that wasn't a god damn rain delay