A lanky, big-toofed, over rated centre forward who couldnt win a game of tictactoe against a lampost
A freak of nature,( how does he do those overhead kicks, one may ask)
A highly prolific attacker whose goals and excellent celebrations have brought joy not only to pompey fans but the nation, godspeed Crouchy!
If his performances were as good as his exercusion of the robot dance, then BINGOO!!!