I think Brookie Cribb is so AWESOME! I would ...

kiss his feet even if he asked me not too.

join his cult, shave my head, sell all my possessions, give him the profits and worship a nude idol of him.

perform deviant sexual acts on camera with him.

eat a pie made from his urine and nail clippings.

tell Chuck Norris that he could never compete with Brookie Cribb, and take the impending rounhouse to the head.