What movie should we screen at Bad Movie Night VIII on Sunday 5/31/2009?

BLACK MAMA, WHITE MAMA - 1973, starring Pam Grier (of course). Two chained-together ladies break out of a women's prison (after a shower) and are all sassy and racially diverse. Like Thelma and Louise, only more disco.

EDWARD PENISHANDS (XXX) - A porn about a gothy-lookin' guy with penises for hands that does three women at once. Features many scenes where where Edward cannot do everyday things because of his dickhands.

KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE - Alien clowns set up camp near a small town, abducting the local inhabitants, turning them into cotton candy and snacks. A cult favorite in the Midnight/Bad Movie circuits.

THE APPLE - European 1980 disco musical in which evil band BIM has enslaved the world, forcing its citizens to exercise to their music. Set in a not-like-you-remember-it 1994, features an all-original soundtrack.

THE HUMAN TORNADO - Rudy Ray Moore reprises the Dolemite role, offers raps, shitty kung-fu, and protective services against the "White Mafia"

THE WIZARD - Fred Savage and Jenny Lewis appear are in this 1990 film about runaway kids who drive to a Nintendo championship in California. The finale: a Super Mario Bros 3 playoff! Title role played by mute retard.

THE STONED AGE - Horrible low budget stoner movie from the early 90s, takes place in the 70s. Blue-Oyster-Cult-obsessed losers hallucinate that a giant eye is following them while they blunder a teen sex movie wearing shitty wigs.

KRACKER JACK'D - "Whitebread gone bad" - A whiteboy gets mudholed & plots revenge on the brothas at a house party in the Dirty South! IMDB user review: "i'd rather find out my grandma leaked a sex tape than watch this again"

DEATHROW GAMESHOW - Chuck Toedan's the host of a gameshow featuring death row convicts competeing in life-or-death contests in hopes of cheating the executioner or, at the very least, winning some nice prizes for their next of kin. Not surprisingly, Chuck