Noah Johnson – Keep it simple you simple-minded fool
Noah C.G. Johnson – The multiple initials are intriguing
Noah Christopher Garland Johnson – Try fitting that on a poster!
Noah Christopher – The only thing better than one first name, is two first names
Noah Garland – Cause I'm down with the matriarchy
Christopher Johnson – No, my friends are not stuffed animals
Christopher Garland – Out from the inside
Christopher Debson – Up with feminist revisionism!