Sticking a faceplant, laying on the ground lifeless for 15 seconds, turning around, flipping off the person behind you, and asking the question, "dude is my visor okay?"
Hauling off a tabletop into a blind 6 ft double, braking, falling off the side of the jump, into a sitting position, and saying," Muther fucker!...." -calmly- "that was sketchy"