How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
 
25% / 1 vote
It would chuck the amount of wood that she sells seashells on the seashore divided by how many pickles Peter Piper picks.
 
0% / 0 votes
Due to the average size of a wood chuck and the general density of wood (not including cork) if a wood chuck could chuck wood it would probably get through about 6.573 pounds per day, assuming the wood chuck is functioning correctly.
 
0% / 0 votes
i speak differently i say WHAT DOES YOUR QUESTION HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING! and btw its 84% lol
 
0% / 0 votes
As much as he needed to be satisfied
 
25% / 1 vote
Woodchucks are creepy
 
50% / 2 votes


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