...find a couple of nice ladyboys to take back to your hotel...
...have a fun session with a bottle of smirnoff and a bunch of sailors.
...hide behind a tree (while your mate gets abuse)...
...lose your armani phone...
...trade your passport in for hospital treatment, and get stuck there because u forgot travel insurance...
...and all after spending your money in the first week???
(THIS POST DOES NOT RELATE TO ANY DOMINOS EMPLOYEE WHO HAS RECENTLY GONE TO IBIZA...)