The Funniest Blackadder Quote

"Baldrick, does it have to be this way, our valued friendship ending with me cutting you into long strips and telling the Prince you walked over a very sharp cattle grid in an extremely heavy hat" (Binny Bond)

"I find him about as funny as getting an arrow in the neck, and then finding out that there is a gas bill attached to it" (Steve Brockie)

"I want to make you happy darling, I want to make a nest for your ten tiny toes. I want to cover your whole body in pepper and then sneeze all over you!" (Leigh Johson)

"I heard the war started because some block called Archie Duke shot an ostrich because he was hungry" (Roy Foster)

"Copy?! Copy?! There is no copy sir, making a copy is like fitting wheels to a tomato, time consuming and completely unnecessary" (Anthony Palin)

"Don't be revolting Darling! I wouldn't lick a German if he were glazed in honey!" (Ian Kenworthy)