Quit whining and sign the damn loan! Fiscal recklessness is all the rage these days anyhow, and you can always spend the rest of your life miserable and poor!
Drop out, buy a guitar, have lots of sex and get herpes.
Defer for a semester and contemplate, ad infinitum.
Move back to Mammoth, change name.
Move to Fresno and eat at Bobby Salazar's every day.
Defer for a semester, get a job and try to transfer
Get a job at the school and switch over to the 20 year degree plan
Go crying back to the corporate world and get a real job in California
Go crying back to the corporate world and get a real job in New York
Drop out, get job as bike messenger and change name to Adrock to hide from the loan gestapo