God created the universe . ( so he created me as well )
From cells into fish into reptiles into apes . ( evolution )
The cosmos is one giant machine and we are nothing but empty flesh
I am the center of my reality . ( and there are many more like me )
My being creates everything around itself . ( i dream thus i am )
I am a tiny particle in a gigantic self-manifesting universe
Alien races combined their forces to create life . ( friendly )
Some alien race built mankind to ... ( evil )
We are programs in a gigantic matrix , exploring possibilities
We are spiritual beings playing a game in the world of matter
I created life , I am god . ( and grew from nothing into an endless self-experiencing hyper-fractal
A combination of most of these explanations ...
None of these silly ideas ...