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"the baby has a poopie diaper, so here he is rubbing his ass on the floor like a dog. Just smushin' da poop in his diaper. Y R boys so ickie? Lemme go attempt 2 clean this........ ughhhhhh........"
"All I gotta say is Gerard Butler is on SNL. yummmmmmm & a lil' bit ' humana humana"
"y am I always stuck in traffic when I have 2 pee?"
"nothing helps a migrane like a screaming baby"
"Listening 2 the kid's chase down the icecream man. Our icecream man is a d!@k. He NEVER stops......... It's friggin' hilarious"