chuck norris
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built the log cabin chuck norris was born in.
can kill 2 stones with one bird.
is the answer to every question on the FCAT.
lost both legs in an accident and walked it off.
doesnt sleep. he waits.
can divide by zero.
doesnt mow his lawn. he stares at it and dares it to grow.
can believe its NOT butter.
can slam a revolving door.
can win connect 4 in 3 turns.