If you came into a Conflict with William Washington in the hallway what would happen?

Will would push you and screech in a highpitch voice, mostlikely calling you a dumby head or stupid face.

Shit his pants, take them off, and swing them above his head until it eventually hits you in the face.

Get fucked up by a 3 year old girl who has no arms.

Cry and run away yelling, "I wish I had my bananas!"