What is your New Year's resolution?
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Lose weight
Lose a lot of weight
Lose a lot of weight without getting rid of your spouse
Gain weight and piss off the fat people
Exercise more
Exercise less
Exercise more or less
Drink less
Drink more
Curse more
Curse more effectively
Curse less
Laugh daily
Procrastinate Less
Procrastinate less today
Wear a seat belt
Read more
Learn to read
Learn a new hobby
Learn a hobby that can be done in public
Travel more
Travel less
Meet more people socially
Kick some friends/assoc. to the curb
Work less
Try a new food
Try a new position
Be more open-minded
Go to religious services more
Start your own religion
Spend less
Spend more
Spend more on someone else's card
Change political parties
Quit smoking
Start smoking
Start smoking in bed
Contribute to world peace
Contribute a piece to the world
Recycle more
Raise your grades
Cheat less noticably
Have more sex
Have more sex with another person
Find out what sex is
Be a better parent
Hide from your children
Become more optimistic
Continue to not give a damn
Expand your vocabulary beyond four letters
Keep up on chores
Hire a maid
Spend quality time with your family
Spend quality time with someone elses family
Sing more
Sing more outside of the shower
Addict your friends to Facebook
Addict your friends to Facebook games
Learn to dance
Learn to pole dance
Quit pole dance