If each of these 'stars' had a new movie releasing this week, which one are you LEAST likely to see?

Keira Knightley (This girl is a human snooze button.)

Nicolas Cage (Craptastic! Worst wigs in Hollywood!)

Gerard Butler/Hugh Jackman (An accent does not an actor make.)

Eddie Murphy (Or whoever that is that took over his body.)

Lindsay Lohan (When she wakes up, tell her, It's over.)

Any professional wrestler (Unless they use only their real name. Way to go, Dwayne!)

Sean Connery (The ultimate Paycheck Actor! Soon John Travolta will decapitate him and absorb his energy. There can be only one!)