He is a good father
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He is an okay husband
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In bed, he works out 3 hours a night with his socks on
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Has a garden of beets, squash, and other gross shit
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He fishes with a Snoopy rod
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He can sell unneeded fire safety equipment to any business
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He can sell more unneeded shit to businesses
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He has been Employee of the Month 54 months in a row
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