Which of these quotes from our Thanksgiving weekend do you think is the best? (Remember, most of these are out of context and refer to cooking, which is why they're funny!)
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"It's just butt butter!"
"I feel like these are a little big for my second hole, what do you think?"
"Hey, will you toss my salad?"
"Do you want to put THIS up THERE?"
"I'm just going to wipe my hand with my butt"
"Mine kept pulling out moist."
"Do you think I could stick this in for just a second?"
"The way you are pushing hurts!"
"What's in your stuff?"
"I think yours is bigger than mine."
"I feel like a caged monkey in a zoo."
"Does it jiggle when you shake it?"
"Don't mind me, I'll just reach between your legs."
"Did you stick your finger in my pie?"
"It's like the outhouse you can see."
"On my hand, but not my mouth..."
"I don't like dangly things."
"I agree, it's hard to find the nipple thing."