What would you do for a Klondike bar?
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Stab someone in the face with a plastic knife
Run naked down the street screaming "i'm not crazy"
Sniff glue (we know you've done it already we can tell)
Spit on your burger in front of cashier and ask 4 refund
Do cartwheels and somersaults in sewage sludge
Change your name to Protchless Canties.