Yo Mama so fat that
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she sat on the rainbow and made it smile!
when she stood on the the set of twilight, everyone yelled eclipse!
her legs are like spoiled milk - white and chunky!
Sir Mixalot doesn't really like big butts and he isn't lying!
that the only thing stopping her from McDonalds is the door!
she make olympic sumo wrestlers look anorexic!
on Call of Duty, she counts as a triple kill!
when she tripped, I didn't laugh but the Earth was cracking!