So what should our first VP spend the five grand on?
15
votes
a swingin party to rival Quentin Bryce's epic inauguration shindig
the poor, particularly those who've squandered fortunes on booze, shoes or a longstanding Wiggles fetish
the rich, particularly those who offer you booze, shoes or Wiggles
dry cleaning (this illustrious office may take its toll on your wardrobe)
a salary hike for Mozo, your humble electoral officer