I don't even get the joke.
That doesn't bother me at all.
That would irritate me slightly.
I'm going to kick you in the shin if you don't STFU.
That's NOT COOL man. Your stupid B.A. degree sounds like a damn sheep or something so take THAT. You better enjoy your EYEBALLS while you still have the chance because I've got two chopsticks in my bookbag if you say that crap.