Which is the best definition of a Duck Junkie?

28 votes
One who is not ashamed to put on a little "make up" for the birds
 
0% / 0 votes
A duck addict, esp. one addicted to mallards, woody's or gadwalls.
 
0% / 0 votes
A person with an insatiable craving for water fowl: a greenhead junkie.
 
7% / 2 votes
One who snores like a mallard and wakes up yelling TAKE'EM
 
25% / 7 votes
One whose skin turns a natural shade of mash grass at the beginning of each fall.
 
4% / 1 vote
One who uses and understands language such as: quacker, skybusting, woodies, greenies, and putting down the landing gear
 
25% / 7 votes
A hunter who spends four months chasing quack and then spends eight months getting ready to chase
 
39% / 11 votes
A person who was born with a duck call in their hand
 
0% / 0 votes
an enthusiastic follower of migraters; fan; devotee: a duck junkie.
 
0% / 0 votes


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