Which is the best definition of a Duck Junkie?
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One who is not ashamed to put on a little "make up" for the birds
A duck addict, esp. one addicted to mallards, woody's or gadwalls.
A person with an insatiable craving for water fowl: a greenhead junkie.
One who snores like a mallard and wakes up yelling TAKE'EM
One whose skin turns a natural shade of mash grass at the beginning of each fall.
One who uses and understands language such as: quacker, skybusting, woodies, greenies, and putting down the landing gear
A hunter who spends four months chasing quack and then spends eight months getting ready to chase
A person who was born with a duck call in their hand
an enthusiastic follower of migraters; fan; devotee: a duck junkie.