Which is the best joke?

I had a friend who was suicidal. He was really upset one day and asked me to help...so i pushed him infront o fa steam train and he cas chuffed to bits!!

Why wasn't jesus born in Ireland?...Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin!!

Why did god create man before woman?...Becuase he didn't want advice!!

Why are chavs like slinkies?...They have no real use but it's funny when they fall down stairs

2 chavs drive of a cliff in a corsa, why is it a shame?...Corsa's seat five!!