What's the best way to change when you don't have a towel on a busy street or parking lot?

a. "tried tested and true: XLarge garbage bag, the poor man's rubbermaid bin!" Yazzy Hilal

b."Nothing, quick like a ninja." Sam Wright

c. "use the nearest fallen palm frawn or next best foliage within foraging distance" Joshua Alexander Smith

d. "tie sweatshirt/t-shirt around waist with ass covered. make sure your wangdang is facing the car." Thomas George Ridings Jr.

e. "Stand on your car roof and change as slow as possible." Corey Brindley