Which situation would you LEAST want to deal with as a teacher?

When a student says to another student "I’m gonna slit your throat …(pause)… after I snap your neck"

When you walk into the boy’s bathroom and someone is taking a crap in a urinal

When a mouse gets stuck in the HVAC unit and the overwhelming odor of a decaying rodent overpowers the room causing classroom chaos

When a student assaults you by throwing a skittle in your eye, or sticks a vibrating tuning fork (the highest pitch - F) in your ear

When a student soils themselves in class

When a student makes illegal brownies and you inadvertently eat one and then find out after the fact

When a student gives you cake to eat, but it ends up being an April Fools trick, and its full of cayenne pepper, which you are severely allergic to

When a student snorts a line of granulized sugar on a classroom table - you know - the gunky kind from those multi-color oversize straws

When someone sharing your room does an experiment with a compost pile, the classroom gets infested with flies like a seen out of the Amityville Horror, and the students become so irritated riots are about to break out in your classroom

When the teacher in the classroom above you leaves the water running overnight, and you walk into your classroom to find it completely flooded and all your files ruined