"Biodiversity and the Built Environment pilot project into creating bat roost opportunities in New Builds declared a success"
"We warn that this image may upset some viewers, as it shows a bat in pane"
"The Count had hoped Lucy had left the window open"
"Comish Gordon reverts to the silouhette and candle method of summoning the superhero"
"No Honey, that was not a mosquito on the window..."