Top 10 Reasons Boxer is Rooting for Carly Fiorina

Can't wait to run Tina Fey "look-alike" ads about guns and offshore drilling.

Great time to be running against a failed CEO who fired 33,000 workers, shipped American jobs to China, India and Saudi Arabia, cut worker salaries while collecting millions, and ranks with Ken Lay among history's 20 worst CEOs.

Will give Boxer something to talk about in June, when Carly's Lucent "disciple" whose shoes Carly literally kissed will be going on trial for securities fraud. News conference on the court house steps?

Will be the first time ever Boxer gets to be on the side of most NRA members, who disagree with Carly's position that potential terrorists on the "no fly" list should be allowed to buy guns before clearing their name.

Anxious to say: "Carly Fiorina, you also supported Cap-and-Trade, and flip-flopped on the bailout."

"My vote record? Carly, you didn't even bother to vote most of your adult life."

Will have a huge and motivated army of current and former HP employees who despise Carly, including the founding families.

National defense? Carly pushed Congress to allow the sale of "super computers" to China, despite Defense Department warnings, and skirted US sanctions against Iran to sell equipment in Tehran.

Perfect timing for SEC, German and Russian authorities to be investigating charges that HP paid millions in bribes to Russian officials on Carly's watch.

With California's jobless rate at 12.5%, Carly Fiorina believes that "there is no job that is America's God-given right anymore" — which explains why she fired 33,000 workers and shipped American jobs overseas.