You are invited to a business lunch, with limited menu choices. What should you order?
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Beer: It has all the nutrients I need.
Ribs: Reviewing a proposal with sticky fingers = memorable
1/2 lb. Burger: They already know I have a big mouth.
Hot Wings: I'm not nervous; its the hot sauce.
Peel n Eat Shrimp: Everyone loves a fishy handshake.
Water: Hey if I can't expense this, I'm not eating.