Yes, but I've forgotten what is it.
Yes, but only if it's a Wednesday question.
Yes, but if this is a common year I won't answer it.
Yes, but only if it's of the kind "Did Jesus Christ really resurrect?".
Yes, but only if it's not of the kind "Are you sure you're not gay?", because, if not, I'll be in trouble.
Maybe, but depends on what you have in mind.
Sometimes I do, some other times I don't.
No way, are you crazy?!!!