This shirt turns black when I'm horny (on a black shirt of course)
I don't know if it's the booze talking, but I sure like booze.
I'm not close minded, you're just wrong.
Hey MTV, where's the rock?
Drinking promotes freedom of speech.
If you can't find it grind it (w/an image of a lap dancer)
Better Life thru Chemistry (w/images of booze, pills, etc)
Why are you talking to me like I give a f*ck? (won't be censored on shirt)