After many rituals of invocation, Satan is finally dropping by for a visit tonight, so you:

Shower, shave, fancy up the bedroom, wait there and spread your legs!

Get out the video camera. The footage I can get from this will go viral on You Tube!

Prepare an endless list of philosophical questions about the universe. You absolutely must get the inside scoop on this stuff, you're an intellectual and you've spent your whole life pondering these questions!

Ask if you can come down and visit him in Hell instead. The endless potentials of sex, sin, and general debauchery enthrall you!

Are overcome by your desire for personal gratification. You obsessively think of ways to ask and convince Satan to bestow upon you fancy powers and expensive things!

Get a few bottles of absinthe and some fancy cigars. You just want to shoot the shit and hope if you impress him with your laid back attitude he'll drop by more often!

Gather all your friends for an elaborate ritual followed by a night-long orgy!