TSM played a practical joke once That practical joke is now known as Sasquatch.
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Tom Selleck's mustache ate a black hole once. It tasted like Strawberry Poptarts.
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TSM doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike Bar. In fact, Klondike Bars are desperate to get TSM's attention by any means possible.
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Tom Selleck's Mustache goes great with ~everything~
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