His EGO is SOO HUGE... That I struggle to breath in the same room.
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I ENVY his KAPPA tracksuit & can't comprehend how AMAZING it is!
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I find my life difficult pretending that I'm not jealous of him...
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He is so AWESOME... that sometimes, even I feel awesome...
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He is a SEXUAL BEAST! And I find it difficult to control myself...
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He must be SPARTAN, as he exhibits an EPIC GODLIKENESS!
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