Zombiepocalypse - You know you want brains.
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Global Thermonuclear War - Now Demetri...
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Asteroid/Comet - You won't want to miss a thing.
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2012-style Earth-disemboweling - Tidal waves AND Cusack!
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Volcanic unrest - Prepare for a swift, hot kick in the ash.
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Economic Collapse - No credit, trading blowies for food.
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Spermpocalypse - 3 billion men, all shooting blanks.
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Disease/Viral - Cover your damn mouth when you cough!
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Robo-domination - Have you seen this boy?
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Alien invasion - I'm sure they won't use nuclear weapons.
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Rabid Global Warming - The world... covered... in water.
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Other - Like, what if Facebook went down... FOREVER?!
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