You may be an Engineer if...
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If you introduce your wife as "mylady@home.wife"
If the only jokes you receive are through e-mail
If you carry on a one-hour debate over the expected results of a test that actually takes five minutes to run
If you know the direction the water swirls when you flush
If you can remember 7 computer passwords but not your anniversary
If you have more friends on the Internet than in real life
If your 4 basic food groups are: 1. Caffeine 2. Fat 3. Sugar 4. Chocolate.