By holding it hostage in a giant box
By riding your unicorn to Alaska instead of going to school
By setting your cat on fire, and having to put it out during a conversation
By eating a horse and selecting options 1 2 and 3
LOOK ITS A HOBO HIDING IN A TRASHCAN!!
Sorry got off track.. possibly by divorcing your radish and marrying a rug
By insulting your mom's face
By slamming a revolving door in your boss's face