I feel tired all the time. Need coffee - again.
I can't lose weight, even though I'm killing myself at the gym.
I can't gain muscle - I think I'm gonna have to eat a horse.
Why isn't my diet working? It worked for my friend/sister/coworker?
My mojo is gone. I must be getting old.
Oh where oh where did my libido go? Ah, it went South!
Whaaa??? Huh?? Foggy thinking/lack of focus
The big bad 3: Cancer/Diabetes/Heart Disease. Is this what awaits me?
Bloating, belching, farting, constipation, and diarrhea are cramping my style.
I want to hear about something that's not on this list.