Allah (the god of Muslims, everything is forbidden, do what he says or you'll rot in hell)
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Jesus (lord of Christians, if you are priest you are only allowed to have sex with kids)
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Jimmy Hendrix (shoot that snow white)
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Buddha (do yoga, and know your self)
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Gadoor (ain't no hell, no heaven, there is only this life, live it, enjoy it, DO WHAT YOU THINK IS RIGH FOR YOU)
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Bob Marley (high as fuck all the time)
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Eminem (bitch I'mma kill you)
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James Hetfeild (I'm an alcoholic, elect me and I'll throw up)
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Kurt Cobain (if she doesn't love you, shoot yourself in the head)
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