Should fantasy football managers take the Revis effect seriously?

It doesn't matter as long as you don't say his name three times in a mirror.

I once saw Darrelle Revis steal a cat's soul as it was jumping through the air.

Darrelle's the one with the inverted purple coat hanger on his head, right? Or is he the magic purse?

Screw Darrelle and his ridiculous use of extra consonants.

Just tell me when it's over.